AutoDidactic: What is the Matter, my Lord?
Laurel: What do you read, my lord?
Hardy: Words, words, words.
Laurel: What is the matter, my lord?
Hardy: Between who?
Laurel: I mean the matter that you read, my lord.
Hardy: Slanders, sir. For the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams; all which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.
Laurel: [Aside.] Though this be madness, yet there is method in't. -- Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
Hardy: Into my grave?
Laurel: Indeed, that's out of the air. [Aside.] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! A happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be deliver'd of.
A recursive space filling algorithm using English words describing the human condition. Use the Right Mouse button to Zoom In to the fractal. Reload the page for an entirely new construct.
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The Postmodernism Generator
[Instructions: keep hitting refresh]
Debord's critique of the semanticist paradigm of context states that class has objective value. Thus, if the cultural paradigm of consensus holds, the works of Madonna are postmodern.
SCIgen: An Automatic CS Paper Generator
Computational biologists largely analyze ambimorphic epistemologies in the place of cacheable modalities. For example, many heuristics store unstable archetypes. Along these same lines, it should be noted that our method is copied from the deployment of the World Wide Web.
The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version]
With the devolution of the electronic environment, the matrix is superseding a point where it will be free from the empire to consume immersions into the ejaculations of the delphic artifice.
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Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine
Asynchronous Upgradable Telecommunications Object Double Interactive Driver Architecture Compressed Tape Instruction Circuit
Web Economy Bullshit Generator
Using the Bullshit Generator, we were able to replace our entire marketing staff. Thanks!
- Jay B.
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